May the boredom of business trips to Snoozeville, USA be permanently 

banished. May your London black-tie events always be attended with just the right amount of femininity by your side. And may my barely-there-bikini and the sweet salty ocean air help you forget the daily stresses so we can relish in the here and now.



You’ll find me a diverse girl....I'm sensitive to nuance and comfortable in most any social environment. Happily content and hollering wildly at the futbol match while drinking beer in denim, or, as I capture a room; quick-as-a-whip debating cultural movements at your company's charity fundraiser wearing the gown you picked out for me.  But perhaps and most

preferably during a low-key evening in together...at which I might add; I'm perfectly adept wearing nothing at all...



Perhaps you’ve a real regular ‘Emmanuel de Brantes’ jet setter, traveling widely and often. Or maybe you are in need of some encouragement to take that long needed vacation you’ve more than earned (all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy). 

In either case, I am happy you’d choose me as your spirited adventure companion.

I have a propensity for skipping town.I'm relatively well traveled having been to more than 25 countries, my passport is well worn and spattered with fresh stamps and visas.

With both the flexibility and hot-blooded desire to join you anywhere in the world...with a little advance notice to toss my things into a duffle and grab my passport - I'm just the travel maven for you. 

As this page implies...I love travel; cliche, however true. While there isn't anywhere I won't venture across the world to, it's experiential 

travel that really gets my heart pumping. Whether that be visiting a tiny hamlet or trekking savage jungles... I'm never happier than when I get to soak-up the speed and cadence of a new place. 

Keeping your lover happy can have handsome incentives, mind you...I'll call this the "HAPPINESS INCENTIVE".

The Happiness Incentive means you spoil me by taking me to the places I personally want to visit, and I'll spoil you in return...(in several lusty ways which I can not legally mention here) and perhaps most attractively - via reduced travel package rates.

...Intrigued?? See the Fine Print for further deets.

Below is my wishlist of top 30 experiences and fantasy destinations, all of which the "happiness incentive" applies to! 

Weekend at the historic Saugerties Lighthouse B&B

West Africa - Benin for the voodoo, Guinea for the waterfalls, Nigeria for the food

Dinner reservations at Sukiyabashi Jiro, Tokyo Japan

Krampaslauf in Graz Austria, the annual December krampas Advent parade

Saut Hermès au Grand Palais horse jumping event, Paris France

Weekend at the modern luxury jungle residence, The Chemeleon in Bali

Box seats to the Nihon Sumo Kyokai Grand Tournament, Tokyo Japan

Weekend at Amangri or any Aman Resort worldwide

Tasmania Australia for a Romantic getaway to Satelite Island, private island

Tattoo trip! Pay for a new tattoo, while visiting a country of my choosing

Explora Hotel and ranch in Patagonia Chile

5-days in China, visit Zhangjiajie National Forest Park

Columbia for some coastal romance, stay at Hotel Casa Pombo

Dining reservations at El Papagayo in Argentina

Yacht Sailing the Balearic Islands

Skylodge Adventure Suites, glass dome cliffside hotel in Cuzco, Peru

Extended weekend at the Aro Hā Wellness Retreat, New Zealand

4-day master chocolatier class in Belcampo, Belize

Weekend on a private island in the 1000 Islands region of NY

Kanamara Matsuri Penis Festival, in Kawasaki Japan on April 1 2018,

Stay at the modern mirrored tree-house hotel in Sweden

Clayoquot Wilderness Resort, British Columbia Canada

Turkey for vintage wool rug shopping

Paro Tatsang Buddhist temple in the Bhutan mountains

Great White Shark cage diving in Cape Town, South Africa

Box Seats at the Kentucky Derby

Art Basel, in Basel Switzerland

Thai Massage at Chiva Som beachfront health resort in Hau Hin Thailand

Holiday in Chile, stay at the Tierra Patagonia Hotel & Spa, in Torres del Paine

Cuba Cuba Cuba Cuba Cuba Cuba Cuba!

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